September 16, 2005
Renewable Energy - Using Cats to Make Gasoline
EUREKA!!! A solution to the evil cat epidemic has arrived. Though the inventor denies he has actually used cats to make fuel note that he did not say it was not possible.
Bild Tuesday wrote a headline: "German inventor can turn cats into fuel -- for a tank he needs 20 cats." The paper on Wednesday followed up with a story entitled: "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"Just think, 20 cats per tank, 16 gallon tank at 20 miles per gallon (MPG) means 16 miles per cat (MPC). I smell a moneymaker here.A spokesman for Bild told Reuters the story was meant to show that cat remains could "in theory" be used to make fuel with Koch's patented method.
"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch is quoted saying in Bild, next to a large picture of a kitten. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."I gotta get me one of these. I would even name it the catmobile.
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Posted by Sid at September 16, 2005 12:51 AM | Kitten Wars
